☾ Moon Child ☾

My name is Chelsea Forline.
People are overrated.
Cats, zombies, anime, and food = life

guys please, I cannot answer all 0 messages

(via trust)


things that should be allowed to be used in essays:

  • i shit you not
  • you feel me
  • no but get this
  • i’m just sayin
  • let me explain you a thing
  • and yeah

(Source: hectorstaco, via trust)


"Girls didn’t really take much interest in me until I was about 14. But I knew how to talk to them very quickly. What I figured out - that my friends didn’t - was you have to talk to women like you’re not constantly trying to have sex with them. That seemed to work."

(via tony-snarks)


i forgot that most people are asleep at 3 am

(via trust)


i got 99 problems and probably about 94 of them come from my lack of motivation to do anything

(via trust)


unnecessary sex scenes in movies


unnecessary sex scenes in tv shows


unnecessary sex scenes in fanfic


(Source: lucithor, via hatefulkitten)